The Join Lily of 33rd Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The quiet, industrious population of 11.93 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 492 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,308 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, funding for education has been redirected into the military, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 33rd Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

33rd Catgirl Division is ranked 151,857^th in the world and 3,039^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.4 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.